Transvestite Pet Peeve #1: The “other” person
The other person… what is that? Most crossdressers refer to their “feminine side” as a completely separate entity in the third person. As in, “When I get to be Francine, rather than Frank, I feel much more relaxed,” or “Frank hates shopping, but Francine loves it!” This annoys the crap out of me. Why do … Read more
Gender Semantics
The non-transvestite reader who thinks peeking into the life of a crossdresser is a chance to see an exciting, weird, taboo-ridden world full of incredible adventures will likely be disappointed to learn that most transvestites, despite what horror movies may tell you, live very mundane lives. Like any group of people bundled together by a single trait, transvestites … Read more
My life as a Pataphor
Ever since I moved to the U.S. I was given a hard time because I didn’t listen to “Latino” music. What people meant, was that I didn’t listen to cheaply-made, cheap-sounding, cheaply-written, cheaply-recorded, Latino dance music. I’m happy to report I still don’t. After talking with a friend about being stuck in a rut with … Read more
Sissy Boy Version 1.0: I Hate Soccer
Latino culture is often portrayed as a cluster of close-knit people with strong family values who care deeply for each other. One thing people forget is that those pictures of Latino families showing grandma and grandpa, their ten children with their corresponding spouses and 2.5 grandchildren each are usually missing one or two family members. … Read more
Every little school girl…
…so I was wearing my favorite dress …jumping up and down …taking swigs of bourbon from the flask that I’ve hidden in my bra …the blow-up doll was being spanked pretty hard …one of the other school girls was riding the dog pretty hard …wait! Let me start at the beginning. There’s this band called … Read more
